My wife always does most of the house work. She will only ask if she is tired. I am really doing her a favor. She wants to be a at home mom so I am helping her train. She should actually be paying me!
I just started my intership with VOKLE. I am enjoying it, but is very tiring. I use this to my advantage. When asked to get something for her, I tell her that I am tired and have been working all day. So far it has worked pretty well. I believe that eventually she will snap and shove a wash clothe down my throat.
This is basically my letter to the police. If you find me in the kitchen with a washcloth down my throat, you know what happened now. Thank you for reading and go ahead and share so that more people will hear my story.
RIP Richard Little
Man = I take care of money!
I just do not understand why women have to make us stressed about cash! I mean I know when we do not have money and can figure it out. I always take care of anything that needs to be taken care of. I do understand why she needs to ask.
It is always stressful when there is not enough money to go around. Especially when the girl asks for a new SOMETHING, doesn’t really matter what it is. I want her to be happy and know she is safe. How am I suppose to make her happy if I am always telling her not to buy anything or that we are broke.
It should make you feel good that I am not telling you and thus I am keeping the boulder on my shoulders! So just stop asking and you will not have to deal with the “what ifs” of our money situation.
Thank you for reading and stay tuned. I will have funny blogs but sometimes Life is not funny….SO DEAL WITH IT!
BABIES!
You know what the most scary thing is? It is almost having a child. Sure after you get over the “OH SHIT” stage it is fine. There is a moment when being told you kinda think “my life is over”. This blog is about being honest and that is what I thought. We have wanted one for awhile, but that still didnt change how I felt.
I like the way women tell men. “Honey I am late”. Late for what? Periods are another thing men are scared of so instead of scaring us twice try saying ‘I think I am pregnant’. That way when we hear it we can get the freaking out out of the way.
I remember the night she said that as well. It was straight from a movie. It was 11:30 and she just had to know, even though all the stores were closed. I actually was excited for that part.
In the end we found out she was not pregnant. Honestly I was ok with it, because now I am prepared for her. NOW when she comes up I know exactly what to do. I am ready for you next time BABY!
Treasure your wife and not the TV
My wife always touches my stuff. Its not enough that she gets ¾ of the bed. NOOO She has to use my computer and pester me! Yeah I am serious! Even when I am not using the damn thing IT IS MINE! You can look but no touchy. This is one thing I need to get over :(
You know why? It is because as soon as I said I do it became half hers. I should have said “I do, but the computer is all mine”. I do not know if I could have fit that all in. She knows it too! She will look at me with those eyes and gently touch one of the keys as to say “this key is part of the half that is mine”. Well fine take it all then!
I am selfish. I know I am, but it is something that has to be over-come. I feel like a weight is lifted off my shoulders when I just let her touch it. This sounds very childish and that is because it is. I grew up with very little so NOW when I have things I treasure them. When in reality all I should treasure is her. AWWW I am so amazing AWWW. Anyways what I am trying to tell you is as soon as your married that TV you treasure is hers as well. Just try to get use to it before marriage. Do not feel bad either. If you feel the way I do let her know that your the retard and that it will just take some getting use to. If you are going to spend the rest of you’re life with her you should be able to talk to her about anything. Including that threesome you secretly want. But by secretly you mean you ask her everyday :-)
How Married men score sex
Wife - "I don't feel like it tonight baby."
Husband - "I will do the dishes for a week"
Wife - "I've got 5 minutes between shows....Go"
How to follow God because you want to and not HAVE to?
As time goes on I find it harder and harder to ignore the spiritual side of things. Growing up my mother always made me go to church or synagogue. So my spiritual self was being maintained by my mother. If I had gone to hell it would have been her fault….or something like that. I always would question her and fight it. What child wants to spend their Saturday or Sunday praying?
Now I am a real deal adult! I have all the responsibilities my mother had. BUT now if I do not go to church it is my fault when I go to hell. I try and try to find the strength to go. It really should not be that hard. I figure it is probably because certain “Spirits” try to make us stray from the path. Everyday I think of God. I think about what he thinks of how I am doing. Mostly I feel like my child(of the future) should get the opportunities I did. I mean if I do not take my child to church, it is the same as taking them. I have friends that grew up mean and ugly that went to church and were saved. They just never had that opportunity. What I am trying to get at is for my children’s sake I better get my butt in line.
The last thing I want to say is everybody is different. I have always hated church because for the most part the people are there to make you feel like crap. “Richard you missed last week”! Yeah lady I know remember I was the one that did not show up? They are so high and mighty, but we are all human and do shitty things. So instead of telling me that I missed Church, why not ask yourself why your husband will not talk to you? The churchy people need to leave me alone! I will figure my spiritual path. I do not have to go the route you did.
In the end I will figure it out, but its a lot different now that it is not my moms fault when I go to hell.
Newly Wed and feeling it!
It is weird having to make decisions for two people. I believe coming from a single child household did not help. Growing up it was all about me. I could go where I wanted, buy what I wanted, and do what I wanted. I LOVE my wife! This has nothing to do with her and more to do with me. Even when I had my “freedom” what did I do with it? I would drink Mountain Dew and play video games. Not to different from what I do now, EXCEPT its all about Dr. pepper now. So why is it so different? In reality it is not, but when you look closely you can see the true culprit! YOURSELF! Now you have someone to care for. You can not play games and masturbate all day with not a care in the world! Now I have to pull a Mission Impossible to even touch the little guy. The secret is patience, because eventually everyone has to fall asleep.
Your significant other depends on you and relies on your company. So this is the real reason it is so different from the old days. It will only change more when my first child is born! I know it will be a great day, but as soon as that baby touches down I am that babies forever. Its hard to figure out what I am suppose to do. I want to do what I want, but what my wife wants is also what I want. So I always try to read or play games while she watches her shows or does crafting. I have got attached to her shows so that does provide a nice space of time for us to hangout.
One more thing that is hard to come by is friends. Friends that you both like and could see hanging out with your children. It is not about partying and who is the most fun. Its about actually being able to speak with them and hang out for more than a night. You want them to be able to hang out with your children, and be responsible. Thats LAME! I do not want someone that can take care of my kid. THAT IS A BABYSITTER! I can pay the babysitter and THEN go hangout with my party friends right? I guess I will let you know in about a year and a half.
I never EVER thought I would not need sex. Growing up it was all about sex…and still is. Sex goes through every mans thoughts about every 52 seconds. That is a lot of imagination! So when your wife says you have no imagination you can just smile. The fact still remains that sex is NOW in the back of my brain. That also means men can multi-task LADIES! I find myself positioning myself sometimes in a way that makes it nearly impossible to cuddle or get close in bed. That way when she is all hot and bothered she cannot penetrate my defenses. It is not that my wife is not sexy! In fact writing this I have thought of her naked about 10 times. Mathematics would suggest I have spent around 10 minutes so far on this blog. The thing is that I do not have to fight for sex anymore! I think I just figured that out as I wrote it. It is not a hunt. When I am in the mood, and she has nothing better to do, we do the nasty. In High School since we thought about sex all the time and did not get it, we hyped it up. THEN when we finally got it we could not stop. It was a horrible circle. I believe this blog just might help the Ladies afterall. As much as we like sex maybe make us wait for awhile. That should not be to hard for you girls;) So if you have learned anything from this I hope it is that men cannot stop thinking about sex and its not our fault!
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